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[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

unfortunately he can't. the portal to the Shit Plane has closed. The odor was.. profound. so now, access is by way of hell, and unfortunately, hell won't grant him a visa.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 weeks ago

Wow, Illinois has really let itself go, but I can also see why they might not want him back.