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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] [email protected] 91 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Ohh, it's the deep burn. Oh, it's so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 weeks ago

I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

"one, two, th..."

*Girl walks in *

"...Ninety-nine, one hundred"