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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

If only I had power next to my toilet 😭

(No I'm not using cold water; I'm cold enough already)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Honestly cold water is not bad. If that's your deal breaker find a $30 Bidet attachment and give it a try.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Dude I don't even drink cold water unless it's a very hot day because I have precious little body heat and it takes a long time to get it back.

The idea of getting frozen by the crotch/butt does not amuse me.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This answer seems angry for no reason. So I guess you just reallly can't chill.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Sorry, I'm not angry at you. I just got a pre-emptively emotional reaction to the prospect of being cold.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Hey yeah, i get it (or, to some extent) . I am chronically cold due to being a healthy weight and having poor circulation. I wear thermals and hoodies year round even when it's 90+ out. But for me it's the extremeties and my ass isn't too bad.

But to be more constructive, since you know yourself better than anyone. If this is really a deal breaker then id look into getting an extra outlet installed in your bathroom which can vary on price depending on the type of wall (and their service minimum-- if you have other electrical needs you night be able to tackle all at once). It's been a few years since i had a new outlet installed but i got it for around $250/ outlet. Might be as high as $400-500 for your set up.

And an electric Bidet lid with heated water will cost you $250-500 (maybe there are cheaper ones but I'm just going by some options i looked at for my partner).

Low end $500, high end $1000 for outlet+Bidet. I'm assuming you can install the Bidet lid yourself (it wasn't hard, promise).

Now i can't do the next math for you, so I'll share my toilet math. Costco toilet paper is ~$24/30 rolls (I'm using the price online which may be higher than warehouse, but also closer to other stores). I used to go though a roll per week because my hairy ass loved to play marker with the TP. After i got a Bidet my TP usage dropped my at least 4x. A roll lasts me a long time. So if my weekly cost of TP used to be $1.25 then I'm saving $3.75/ month. And that's just me maybe you have more people using the restroom. So saving $45/year. We're looking at 10 years to break even from a cost perspective for the low end of things.

Ok, maybe that doesn't make the most sense from a cost perspective. My cheapo bidet paid itself off within a year.

Outside of cost id say this:

  • i feel much cleaner.
  • Ass sweat doesnt feel like I'm making a poo swamp
  • my butt thanks me. No more raw asshole
  • if you're in a house with septic system, less TP in the septic system. (This could potentially decrease the amount of time between pumps).

Sorry for the long message. I spent 3 decades thinking my sister was the weirdo for buying a Bidet and i wish i wouldve made the change sooner

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Thanks for the details!

If I owned this apartment, I'd get the outlet added in a heartbeat. But since I'm a renter, I'm really hesitant.

As for the outlet... It WOULD be possible to run one along the ceiling or something like that, but it would be so much work to do in an aesthetically acceptable manner (and also I'm not too sure how the building code would like that) that at that point I'd almost rather pay an electrician. Which brings me back to: do I really want to pay to improve this place when I don't know how long I'll live here?

Decisions, decisions...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There are actually hot-water ones that don't use power. They use a second water hose to connect to the hot water pipe under your sink. I've never used one though, so can't comment on how nice/unnice they are to use - but the LUXE 320 seems set up for that

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Sadly, that would be even more difficult. My toilet is across from my sink, so there would really be no safe way to hook it up that wouldn't imply someone who really knows what they're doing. At that point it'd probably be easier to hire an electrician to add a power plug.

But that sounds expensive, and I'm a renter...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Probably doable, but I'm told it would be illegal because of the proximity of water. Also quite a bit of work to arrange in an aesthetically acceptable manner.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Usually there’s power in a bathroom. We run a long extension cable and hide it with these covers that run along our molding.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Probably doable, but I'm told it would be illegal because of the proximity of water. Also quite a bit of work to arrange in an aesthetically acceptable manner.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Since the extension is based on the existing GCFI outlet I don’t think it’s any different from using any electronics.

It’s just super worth it.