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[โ€“] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Man Wishes He Was Dumb Enough to Be Happy All the Time

The prescription is 'tussin + alcohol, like in that one episode of House M.D.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

This is sadly very true.... and also doxylamine, trazodone, melatonin, etc...