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[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Who am I supposed to sell my house in Florida to!??!!?!??"

Conservatives. It's a victimless crime. Come on guys.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

No, Shazam. Aquaman is into too many environmental issues to be conservative.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Have you tried getting a good auctioneer?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPTqrFas9Bo