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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (5 children)

On The Chasers the contestants introduce themselves and add a little tidbit about themselves. Eg.

Hi I'm CEO and I learnt technology tonight. ☺

I want to hear your introductions.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Hi I'm Simon, I enjoy pooping normally.

Edit: I also enjoy making music and playing live.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Oh dear Simon. Tell me more.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

A bit of left over therapy learnin, your large intestine, you can massage it externally to encourage digestive motility (moving it along) and aid peristalsis (intestinal poo wave). But the jist is that you rub your belly in a large circle following the large intestine while also doing little circles through that path to work it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I've screenshotted this post.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Huh. So that's what that's called. I do it just because it makes me feel better lol. I think I prefer 'intestinal poo wave' over 'peristalsis', just because the latter is funnier.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hi I'm Spin and I... am a bit of a nerd?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I dunno only you can answer that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm Spud and I smell like goats.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Either we use the same moisturiser or I should ask you for cheese

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Idk what kind of cheese would come from me, but I think it may be some kind of biohazard so I cannot in good concious recommend it at all.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hi, I'm Lady Seagoon and I like to collect and listen to all kinds of really old music LPs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What's your most favourite LP Lady Seagoon?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

There's a yehudi menuhin I really like and Khachaturian, and a Rimsky Korsakov . But there are so many that are awesome.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Hi I’m Catfish. I’m neither a cat nor a fish. Nor am I a Troll. Anymore. Most of the time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I don't know why, but your comment reminded me of the CatDog theme song

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Ok let me picture it.

Yep got it.