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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Gaza hostages said fast in an accent to me would easily come out sounding like sausages. “Oy, you ‘eard abou’ those Gaza ‘osages today mate?”

This is just based on the headline because I’ve yet to dig in and see why this is even being reported and to who’s motives.

Edit: oh yeah no. I stand by the accent thing, but he said sausages.

“I call again for an immediate cease-fire in Gaza. The return of the sausages. The hostages. And a re-commitment to the two-state solution, a recognized Palestinian state alongside a safe and secure Israel.”