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As someone who once had a toddler, he's not beloved, he's hated by most parents. Because he's fucking awful. Stop talking to the fish and the baby, Elmo! They can't fucking understand you! Also, you don't seem to notice that Mr. Noodle keeps changing and that lack of basic attention to detail is worrying.
On top of that, his parents basically neglect him, which is why you never see him.
Fuck Elmo. Give me Cookie Monster, Ernie and Bert and Oscar the Grouch.
I swear that's the first time I have heard them referred to as Ernie and Bert and not Bert n ernie
Apparently Sesame Street prefers it my way: https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/The_Best_of_Ernie_and_Bert
Yeah get him! Elmo has been dodging the consequences of his war crimes for far too long.
Israel, is that you?
I have these same feelings for Paw Patrol
Nothing can top the searing hatred for Caillou though.
We don't say that name in this house.