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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[โ€“] ICastFist 61 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Some other phrases you can throw at them for greater impact:

  • God will send you to hell for doing that
  • Jesus would never approve of you
  • You lack God in your life
  • You're blindly following Satan's lies
[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Remember when he flipped all those tables because people where trading in church. Then the church went ahead and did trading in church, sure he'd love all those private jets and cars.

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