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Zoo admits that their pandas are ‘painted dogs’ after backlash from visitors (www.independent.co.uk)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ooh that would be a nice scam. Accuse the US of returning painted dogs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We should just get some hair samples the next time a Panda is on loan and clone us some. Every company that's ever had their products cloned after outsourcing to China would get a kick out of that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I’m sure they’d throw a big fit over it. It’s ok if they do it, but not us.