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Ejection rule (slrpnk.net)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 90 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Why are we ejecting Lynda?

[–] [email protected] 134 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Linda is sus. I saw her go in the vents.

[–] RandomVideos 34 points 4 months ago

She may be engineer

Does anyone remember if they were enabled?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 months ago (1 children)

She brought a bag of chips and just will not stop noisily eating while you're trying to nap, obviously.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Am I the only one who wears earplugs on an airplane? Planes are loud as fuck and it’s exhausting. I always wear earplugs, and put noise cancelling headphones over them.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago (1 children)

She took her shoes off and put her feet up by your arm rest.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

I'll throw her out myself!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago

She sits in the window seat, goes to the toilet every 27 minutes, and refuses all offers to switch with the aisle seat.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)

She took both arm rests and is acting entitled about it

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

Okay but looks like a middle seat so I think it's fair they get both armrests. It's like a consolation prize for having the worst spot

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

a crime for which she must parish