Dad Jokes

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Tony

Bonus - What do you call a religious man with no ankles? Shinto

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm lost..can you explain?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Toe-knee

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Feet and ankles: am I a joke to you?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Why do we have ankles?

To keep the calves from the corn.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Between the toes and the knees lie the shins.

Take away the shins and you're left with Toe-Knee.

Tony.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago