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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Friend, imma go ahead and say don't stick your dick in that

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Naming your spoon or fork "dick" is a funny move and could make for some interesting sentences.

After ferociously licking the tasty juices from my dick I layed it down in the sink to wash it later.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

However, "I used the slotted dick to stir the pasta" leads to many questions.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

That's why it's provocative, no one knows what it means.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Fool, you gotta let that shit SOAK. Lol, well played, friend.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Has anybody seen my dick? Aha, there it is, in your mouth!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Imma go ahead and say don't stick your dick in any soup. Except maybe gazpacho.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

You cannot rush things with an onion soup! It's best enjoyed with lengthy foreplay, such as gentle blow, or delicately teasing the crust.