Dad Jokes

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submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Open the door, remove the elephant, put the giraffe in the fridge, then close the door.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn't this joke missing the first half?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Not if you're a regular here. And by regular, I mean even in the last 24 hours 😊

Edit - they're even next to each other

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And by the same user.

This dad is patient with his jokes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

This string of jokes requires patience. Tune in tomorrow for part 3.