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Populism Updates @PopulismUpdates Tell me your most radical position that cannot be placed on the left-right political spectrum

Admiral Snaccbar @Chris Mench Serving shrimp with the tail still on when it's already mixed into something (pasta, rice, etc) is insane.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Absolutely! Also, I can’t stand ordering whole crab at a restaurant. I just want the meat without the hassle of cracking open the legs and body, getting my hands dirty, slurping all over, and dealing with the mess. Someone should handle that in the kitchen. I can boil a crab at home if I want to work to get the food out.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

You need to find a better restaurant than Red Lobster.

A proper kitchen will crack open and loosen the meat before service.

[–] GTG3000 5 points 2 months ago

I get what you mean, but from the way you wrote it, I am now imagining someone slurping the crab in the kitchen for you :D