Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 6 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 days ago (5 children)

This reminds me of a similar factoid.

Did you know that if you took the entire Pacific salmon catch and laid it out nose to tail across the Sahara desert…

…the stench would be overpowering!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Did you know that if you took a blue whale and laid it lengthwise across a basketball court, the game would be canceled?

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