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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's prolly grounds for a suit

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

She is the one to do it. What's even more idiotic is he is openly flirting with a defensive lineman's fiance. The dude can wreck Musk easily.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I must be thinking of his brother. Either way. He is big and can hit hard.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

His brother, Jason, was an offensive lineman. More specifically, he was a center.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

His brother was a center, offensive lineman.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

What does his... I'm not finishing this joke.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

One he’s not flirting, if you thing that’s flirting you need to check yourself in to a psychiatric facility before you harm yourself or others.

Two, my farts would wreck Musk, that’s why he pulled out of that Zuckerberg v Musk fight and pays for private security and pisses himself when he “thinks a car is following him”.

Three, I would sign over every asset I have and will ever own to see Swift’s partner beat down Musk at some black tie event. Not just single jab type shit, but like lay Musk out then just viciously heel stomp that fuckers face while people in tuxes are wondering wtf and one coked up dude is shouting “world star” from behind the crowd level of chaos.