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[–] [email protected] 117 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Thoughts and prayers for the one patient for whom it actually was a freak accident

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Probably the priest who fell on a potato while cooking naked

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How'd you know he was a priest if he was naked?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

He was praying when it happened. "Oh my god"

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

Fun fact: If you actually fell and landed on something with enough force to make it's way inside of you the object would quite literally rip your asshole. When it's a true accident, it's very clear due to the blood loss and whatnot

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the episode of Seinfeld when Frank gets a pasta statue stuck up his ass

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Million-to-one shot, doc!