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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Invented English? Nah, mate, nothing homegrown there. We imported it - a strong base if Anglo-Saxon and a dollop of Norman French making it a bit more posh, with shoots of Brythonic, Latin and Old Norse poking through the cracks. All that before we went nicking words from all over the world that took our fancy.

By this pont we barely know how it all works - we're like monkeys driving a monster truck frankensteined together from an ice cream van, a golf cart, a tank and a Postman Pat toy; just mashing the controls hoping to make it go in vaguely the right direction.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Anglo-Saxon isn't a language beyond meaning Old English or Degenerated German, but otherwise sure.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

By your definition, every language is like that then. The only "pure" languages are spoken in countries with small populations. And even then they still get external influences, and I doubt it would be spoken as it was 1000/2000/3000 years ago...