Dad Jokes

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Even imagining this pronunciation hurts my ears.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Was - Wroissant

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I just realized that I had no fucking clue how to even write croissant, which was surprisingly difficult to look up. lol So I guess it would be croiss'nt.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

croissain't.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Sounds too holy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I didn't get it until I read this.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKUBMgtwy4o