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[–] [email protected] 112 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Any movie where 1 cell phone would resolve the situation. A lot of serial camper killers would get shut down pretty fast.

[–] [email protected] 76 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just put the camp outside of cell service. Plenty of camping in the mountains outside of cell service.

Still fully believable

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The newer phones have satellite SOS features.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's not at all common yet though, it's pretty much a gimmick in a few select phones.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Pfft, that's a fad that will never catch on. Just like that internet thingy.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There are also a swath of movies that couldn't be made because of the ubiquity of surveillance cameras.

Who did it!?! ~Checks camera~

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Heh in the new Mission Impossible, it’s

Tap for spoilera scary computer program interfering with the audio/video feeds so you couldn’t rely on them. Pretty well done overall, not bad at least.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Commando. Arnold spends a good chunk of the movie stopping people from getting to a pay phone to let the bad guy know he escaped their custody

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not just cellphones but every house now is equipped with a camera on the doorbell and possibly several more throughout the house. Back in the day serial killers basically just had to not be around when the police showed up and had a pretty good chance of just getting away

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

scribbling notes

  • don't be there when police arrive
  • also steal the cameras and tech
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Also disable the Internet beforehand so that the cameras don't upload stuff to cloud storage.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Introduce a character that's a teacher so sick of cellphones in their class they bought a jammer off the internet. Make that character the serial killer's first victim.