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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Small animals bounce, medium animals break, big animals splash

(FYI, do not look up examples)

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A spider can literally float if it farts out some silk.

A horse becomes soup.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But soup can float in a way, so that's the same

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Soup ... does not float.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Depends on the spider. When I briefly lived in AZ we had a problem with tarantulas ending up on top of our cars if we left the light on outside during the night. I knocked off off the car roof and it literally splattered. I felt bad, I assumed they would be fine.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Oh no, not again