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The current system of job seeking often requires to lie on resume. It is even being highly recommended by people that coach people for job seeking, although with some moderation of course.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Totally depends on the employer. Some are hardcore, many aren't. I used to be in the IT field, one of the companies I worked for hired a guy who claimed he had 10 years of IT experience. He got fired after 3 days because apparently he couldn't even install a printer on people's computers.

If he was able to get past the interview, then anybody can lol. Better not to outright lie, but embellish for sure, just be ready to try to sound like you know the basics at least. Often, calling things fancy names is enough to get by, here's some examples:

  1. Set up a Minecraft server for you and you friends? Try <Experience with server setup & management>
  2. Added RAM to your grandma's 10 year old computer once? Try

Seems stupid, but trust me, it works with HR all the time. And once you get into the interview, you can add details to flesh out your experience better. A lot of it is how you say something, not what you say.

Don't say, "I set up a Minecraft server once for my friends to play." Say something like, "I spun up a Minecraft server instance for my friends and I to utilize. I managed scheduled software updates and patches for the server, verified the disk health and hardware usage, and set up regular backups for the world files and resources." Doesn't matter that your hardware monitoring was just Windows Task Manager and your scheduled backups and updates were just Windows Restore point and Microsoft updates, most staff will just hear that description and move on, especially if you add a little banter, they will normally just go, "ah cool" and keep going down the list.

Obviously this varies based on the job experience level, but for entry level jobs to get your foot in the door, it works very well.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

True, but I don't mean he couldn't get a printer to work. I mean apparently he didn't even know how to add one to an employees computer.

Printers are the devil's imps though lol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, I figured that’s what you meant. Hardest part of connecting a printer these days is just fighting with the four-dimensional nature of USB ports

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I'd say forget usb on printers but networked printers are the devil's child. Some of the things I've seen from these printer manufacturers are absolutely insane.

Who the fuck wants a coversheet printed before the page they asked for? Nobody, so let's default it and bury it behind a million advanced settings. Xerox wankers.

HP: Goes to sleep, never automatically wakes up properly. Enterprise grade Β£500+ POS Ohh and Airprint, Good fucking luck.

Oki: Might as well buy 2 as that's cheaper than replacing the drums after a few months.

Brother is the only brand I'll buy that's not MFD under maintenance contract now.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have an interview coming up. Can I get you to dress up as me and go to the interview?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Lol I would if I could.