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I wish my house cleaned itself (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 3 months ago by zero_spelled_with_an_ecks to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Granted, your house cleans itself inside and out. However, it deems everything outside to be unclean and therefore a danger to it. It goes on a cleaning rampage that is only ended when the army blows it up. You are now homeless. Any home you own from now on will also clean itself in the same way.