this post was submitted on 03 Sep 2024
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The Monkey's Paw

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

your house no longer allows you inside. you are the source of mess

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Your house let's you in, however it notices that you are full of dirty bacteria that need cleaning. Now how to reach those nasty bacteria in your gut?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

This sounds like something that would happen in the show "Eureka."