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I wish my house cleaned itself (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 3 months ago by zero_spelled_with_an_ecks to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 months ago (1 children)

your house no longer allows you inside. you are the source of mess

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Your house let's you in, however it notices that you are full of dirty bacteria that need cleaning. Now how to reach those nasty bacteria in your gut?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

This sounds like something that would happen in the show "Eureka."