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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon makes a splash on a first date (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 93 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Next time, shout, "OH MY GOD, YOU MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD THAT I PISSED MYSELF!!!"

The best kind of partner would take that as a compliment and probably want to go on more dates to see if they could do it again.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I like the way you think (⁠☞⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)⁠☞

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Username checks out?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Username checks in.