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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Perhaps you could bugger off back to your gentlemen's club now and never darken the doorstep of a boozer again.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I don’t know who this guy is but like

If I can’t smoke outside of the pub then I probably won’t go to the pub either.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

I wouldn't be terribly upset if the smokers stopped smoking or stopped showing up. It's bad for everyone involved, and the defensiveness of smokers is insufferable.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

UK’s version of Geert Wilders, but probably a fair bit smellier for all the fags and ales he consumes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nah, I live in Canada, they let you smoke outside here. And nobody is bitchy to anybody else about it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah, you're one of the assholes who are now ruining sidewalks for everyone. Cigarette butts everywhere, having to walk through a cloud of cigarette smoke when you're walking with your children or taking grandma to the doctor. I'm Canadian too, I'm actively trying to get my city to shut down the bingo hall in my area cause the smokers are a bunch of trash bags who make the place unbearable

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lol I never smoke around non smokers and I’ve never thrown a butt on the ground in my life. But whatever, you can go try to fight that losing battle as hard as you want while making everyone around you think you’re obnoxious as hell. You go ahead and waste that energy all you want.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

Lol I never smoke around non smokers and I’ve never thrown a butt on the ground in my life.

Funny how every smoker I've ever met says this but it's never true

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Smoker hate is just another form of classism. Smoking could have been eradicated decades ago, but instead, they allowed these companies to continue to peddle death to the disenfranchised while placing all the blame (and tax burden) on the users. Now, governments and private entities continually restrict the spaces that people can smoke while still allowing the sale on every street corner. This is just another case of class warfare, poison the poor and blame them for the situation.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I still don’t want to have to deal with people smoking in pretty much any area where smoking is banned. It’s smells fucking awful and we know full-well the second-hand dangers. Other than allowing the sale of the things I seriously do not get the appeal of it.

So yea, while I agree with the spirit of your last sentence it’s ultimately a fully voluntary and objectively stupid thing to do so I don’t have a tonne if sympathy, if I’m honest.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Most adult smokers in the West start as children in poverty. By the time you are looking down at another adult with disdain, they have been addicted for quite some time to a readily available carcinogen. This is a societal level issue that has been dumped on the poor/developing countries. Some countries, such as New Zealand, are making good progress by doing things like raising the smoking age incrementally.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I started smoking when I was 13 because it was the only way one could take their shift break without being interrupted/called back into work. Before I smoked, my breaks would constantly get interrupted and I'd be called to do work but after I started smoking? No one dared to break the sacred rule of "don't fuck with someone's smoke break".

20+ years later and I'm still smoking 😎 and hopelessly addicted. I hate it.

[–] towerful 4 points 2 months ago

I was a bit older, but that's the same reason I started. Somehow an accepted break that doesn't get rushed, and a bit of daylight.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Yea see that’s where I get on board with the classism issue. Everyone is overworked and for some reason smokers get breaks that nonsmokers don’t but should.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

or maybe people just hate it because it fucking stinks.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Then why is the hate directed at the addicts and not the companies who produce the product or the governments who allow these companies to flourish?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

strawman argument.

tobacco companies and governments are widely hated.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You know banning smoking would never work. Just look at how ubiquitous weed and cocaine use is. Also if smoking only affected the person smoking then it would be fine, but second hand smoke is a health issue and it just fucking stinks.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 months ago

Smoking can be reduced without banning smoking. Unfortunately, mitigation methods like vaping are treated the same as smoking, because fuck poor people trying to quit. Additionally, massively taxing the producers would put them out of business, and there would be less of a black market because there really isn't a "high" from nicotine and the crop isn't really practible on the small scale.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Smoking was banned in public buildings because 1 smoker could negatively affect a lot of people. If you want to poison yourself, that's your choice.

There's just 2 provisos,

  1. I should be able to avoid being affected by it.

  2. Any costs it created (e.g. medical costs) should be rolled into its tax.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I'm not advocating for indoor smoking. I'm pointing out the trend of smokers being pushed out of outdoor spaces, which will have the effect of actually creating greater conflict with nonsmokers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I seriously don’t get the smoker hate. But I live in Canada, maybe that’s more of a UK thing.

It’s not really an issue here. You can’t smoke inside bars like anywhere here, but you go outside and smoke and it’s fine. Not on patios or anywhere they serve food but usually you just go smoke outside the bar. If you don’t want to be around the smoke you just don’t hang out where the smokers are smoking, and like… why would you anyway?

If you can’t even smoke outside then like… where do you go if you smoke? Can you just go across the street or is it like a street wide ban?