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[–] [email protected] 124 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The best way to never go extinct is to be usable by humans

[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Best way to go extinct is much the same.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Underrated comment

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

I actually thought about that and changed "enjoyed" to "usable"

Dodos were tasty and Vaquitas are cute but chickens, wheat, potatoes, rice etc. are a borderline infinite food glitch for humans compared to most food sources so they naturally get cultivated in huge numbers

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Mmmmm, tasty Dodo bird.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

For every dodo there's a cow and for every chicken there's a giant tortoise 🤷

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Hemp / marijuana is arguably the most successful plant at this. It enjoys a high degree of biodiversity where as most plants we cultivate suffer from monoculture problems. Why is hemp / marijuana so successful? Probably because of its multiple uses. It makes strong fibers, you can make milk from it, you can make all sorts of consumer products like lip balm and hair conditioner, and you can get fucking ripped bro

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

See also Brassica Oleracea aka wild cabbage which we've cultivated into cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower, Brussel sprouts, collard greens, savoy cabbage, kohlrabi, gai lan.. etc

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

we've even cultivated it into magical artefacts, romanesco broccoli

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I love the texture of cooked romanesco, it's as if potatoes and broccoli got together and decided to have a fractal baby

[–] derpgon 2 points 1 year ago

Fun fact, apparently nature can only do fractals 4 levels deep. This works for romanesco, fern, and tons of others. I am yet to find an outlier.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Both by using it as a protien supplement and a psychoactive chemical.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It depends, silphium was potentially an effective contraceptive that was harvested to extinction.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The difference in survival probably stems from a single hyphen.

Mint grows like a fucking weed. Silphium grew like a fucking-weed.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You aren’t kidding. I got four tiny spearmint plants this spring. They are growing kind of hydroponically because I have a pond.

In less than three months, those plants have exploded into huge nice-smelling bushes that are more than two feet in each dimension. They are planted in a line so there’s this walk of mint that’s almost 12 feet long.

But that’s not enough. The plants send out branches along the ground like freaking tentacles. They will spill out of a planter box, for instance.

The fast growth is why I chose this plant, but damn!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're going to battling mint for decades to come.

My mom made that same mistake more than 20 years ago. The original plants are long gone but I am still dealing with mint in my garden and just everywhere. It takes over the lawn.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The smell when you run the lawnmower, though... Heaven

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Similar is happening to Western Yews for cancer meds, I think. Whether it survives depends on how easy it is to tame if only intensive agriculture will supply the demand. And then there's the question of whether it's still the same thing -- looking at you, broiler chicken.

[–] Matthew 5 points 1 year ago

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