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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (2 children)

you should bottle up whatever you just said and sell it to the kids as new slang.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

it's already old slang, the kiddos wouldn't buy it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

just say it's post-ironic meta humor they'll lap it up

[–] JackbyDev 5 points 2 months ago

Don't sell kids crack!