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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Maybe smash isn't the right word (I'm not a native English speaker).

You put the cucumber on a cutting board, lay a large knife flat on it and strike the flat of the blade with the underside of your fist.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

That's correct, but crush could maybe be an alternative.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

ah ok, makes sense