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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

And the worst one : fuck fuck fuck FUCK FUCK NO NO NO FUCK FUUUCK.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Monday morning at a software company dude walks into the bathroom smelling like stale tequila. Sits on the toilet next to my stall. Grunts, moans, says exactly this. Proceeds to have explosive diarrhea and pukes on his shoes. It was 7am. What a start to the week. He just powered through. Ran his shoes under the sink and simply went to work. Something tells me this wasn't his first rodeo.