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The human race then perishes from starvation shortly after due to no one wanting to eat bland salt free food
There's plenty of non-ocean salt, it's just sea salt is stupidly easy to get
.. ifyou have access to the sea.
Landlocked countries (and some non landlocked) have salt mines.
And stupidly delicious.
Only British people will survive.
Ah, but our spirits are bound to Earth by the salt, so the human race just becomes a ghost race.
Life in the oceans dies. Life on land, which relies on life in the ocean, mostly dies. Demon gets you soon enough anyway