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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (5 children)

That guy's private jet is gonna crash with him in it.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

We need sky orcas to deal with the sky yachts.

I'm thinking armored California Condors? Maybe highly trained pods of Bald Eagles, with cybernetic enhancements.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pigeon mounted nuclear arsenal

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

This is not far off the actual mark. Didn't the US use pigeons as actual targeting systems in missiles at one point?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Fuckin' hope so.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Optimists like you make me sick.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Gooby plz.