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[–] [email protected] 98 points 3 months ago (3 children)

7.74 inches was my favorite hint that it is satire.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 months ago (3 children)

You don't measure your penis with a digital depth gauge?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago

Only when sounding

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Everybody knows real men measure their penises in metric

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

The meta joke (sorry for my German accent)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

It's the superior unit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No but now you made me want to get out my micron gauge.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Every little micron counts. Eh?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Just out here tryin to be average.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

Only counts if you measure it.

[–] towerful 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Implied +/- 10 thou accuracy isn't appropriate.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

In my case, that would be the difference between nonexistence or double size.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Yeah, exactly. This is pure satire.

That it's near indistinguishable from reality at this point, is a tragedy.