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I guess they’re squeezing JD Vances sperm out from couch cushions?
To be fair.....THAT couch looks pretty fuckable!
found JD Vance
Don't you mean couch?
Why are these couch cushions shaped like a nude woman bent over?
This joke is getting a bit weird at this point.
Its two arm chairs side by side. Maybe you have the same affliction as JDVanny?
Well I don't have the affliction of continuing to make the same joke, that was never based on anything real, for weeks
If you're saying that I am "afflicted" with noticing things very intentionally made to look like a naked woman asking for sex with her posture... Uh yeah, that's called preferring women and having a sex drive. Kinda programmed by millions of years of evolution for that one.
Maybe you fuck all the things you notice, but I don't.
You seem rather upset by a silly joke.
Are you ok?
You: "people I take issue with are all couch fuckers"
Me: "actually that doesn't make sense"
You: "wow you sure are upset!"
Ah, very upset. Are you offended on behalf of a couch?
Let's check, maybe?
Would you identify as a conservative?
If American, are you planning on voting for Harris?
No fucking clue what this is
You don't speak English?
Do. YOU. Identify. As. A. Conservative?
If you are eligible to vote in the US presidential election, will you vote Harris or Trump?
See if you're a conservative voting American, you're probably just lying in your earlier comments, and are in fact bothered by the weird behaviours of "your" guys (like fucking couches), unlike what you claimed to the other person mere comments ago.
So. Would you identify as a conservative?
Because if you do, you're trying to "defend your team" from being mocked, instead of "just tired of the joke".
Simple. But you're not gonna answer the questions, and we all know why.
Yeah because it's a stupid question
So you do identify as a conservative, got offended about the couch fucking jokes, but aren't so brain-rotted that you still realise to try to avoid admitting to being a conservative.
Like I said earlier, you won't be able to answer, and then we'll all know. :) (which we already did, but...)
You got nothing right in any way. But don't let that stop you from pretending you know anything or that any fucking thing you concluded here even makes sense in the fucking slightest.
Your braindeadedness stopped you from finding such incredibly difficult to find evidence such as: https://lemmy.world/comment/11873351
It would've taken you precious moments to find that. Moments you could spend irrationally blathering on in someone's inbox about how they're obviously a trumpist moron because a joke is stupid and they dared to point it out.
You're pathetic. My dog demonstrates more intelligence than you did.
Still refuse to answer simple, direct questions.
Like the other poster said; very upset it is.
Maybe because I don't need to answer to some fuckwit about something I said days ago and the dipshit conclusions they jumped to. The context clues lead you somewhere else, and the easily found evidence which I gave you tells you a different story, but you ignore all that. Go the fuck away
I feel like you're upgrading from very upset to extremely upset.
I can't imagine why you wouldn't say "no I don't identify as a conservative" when politely asked, unless you actually do, which explains why you're offended at the jokes about sofasexuals.
You do you man. Your answers do tell a story, and I don't think it's the one you think it is.
No one gives a shit about how ignorant you're intentionally remaining or about the fights you're trying to pick. I tried telling you to stop being an idiot but I should've already seen how that would fall on deaf ears
I asked a simple, direct question. Politely, I might add.
Now you're raving like a lunatic. That's pretty weird man.
Ah yes, bizarre punctuation, and using 35 words when 4 would've done, yep the Hallmark of a polite and clear question. Again, go the fuck away. It's hilarious you think I give a shit about your words. LuNaTiC!!1
I knew maths and education in general was bad in the US, but this takes the cake.
17 if you don't count contractions as two and don't count articles as words. 18 if you count contractions as two words.
It's weird you got mad that I asked. Well, it's not that weird, since you're probably someone who identifies as a conservative, but also isn't so stupid as to advertise it online.
Feel free to say otherwise at any point. Not exactly hard questions.. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You asked that weird ass shit out of the blue then write all this horseshit. Forgive the lack of cherry picking.
Last request, go away. Stop responding.
You don't speak English?
Do. YOU. Identify. As. A. Conservative?
If you are eligible to vote in the US presidential election, will you vote Harris or Trump?
See if you're a conservative voting American, you're probably just lying in your earlier comments, and are in fact bothered by the weird behaviours of "your" guys (like fucking couches), unlike what you claimed to the other person mere comments ago.
So. Would you identify as a conservative?
Because if you do, you're trying to "defend your team" from being mocked, instead of "just tired of the joke".
Simple. But you're not gonna answer the questions, and we all know why.
Oh you don't understand what a conditional is. Ugh, it's so awkward when I have a better grasp on your native language, isn't it?
Now you're adding furthermore elaboration where none is needed, but removing the original connotation.
And I remind you, this is my third language.
It's polite to use a "would" as it implies that "if you were asked", which is the more polite way of asking.
Maybe it's because you only speak American, and not proper English?
Have it your way — as we really need to calm you down somehow — do you identify as a conservative?
It's very weird that you asked any of that shit to begin with
Was it? What do you think internet forums are for...?
Harassing strangers with clearly wrong conclusions obviously. Then never backing down from moronic assumptions we make haphazardly, no matter how little sense they make.
What harassment? Replying to a comment on a forum? You've started leaving multiple replies to me, upset as you are, so are you harassing me?
Ah, so my conclusion is wrong? So you wouldn't identify as a conservative, if asked? Or do you want me to use the more impolite form here...? Perhaps. So you don't identify as a conservative?
I'm not drawing any conclusions. I'm wondering why you're so very upset and refusing to answer simple questions. I can't imagine any other reason to avoid simple, polite questions like that than you being ashamed if you had to answer it. And what answer would be shameful...? I think we all know. :)