this post was submitted on 15 Aug 2024
122 points (97.7% liked)

Wikipedia

1371 readers
1 users here now

A place to share interesting articles from Wikipedia.

Rules:

Recommended:

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
122
Jesus nut (en.wikipedia.org)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I was thinking it was the one you bang out when you know you’re going to die soon.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Your mom was yelling out for God last night when I gave her a Jesus nut.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

She’s already residing in his kingdom… you might want a wet-nap or something else to clean up.