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Anything that makes you apply your hand to your face.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Depends on the person and their lifestyle. It's too much food for a 130 pound couch potato. It's not nearly enough food for a 200 pound bodybuilder, or rock climber.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

On average. We all know McDonald's isn't exactly catering to bodybuilders.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Speak for yourself cuck. My day starts with a 4:00 AM trip to McD's to get my body in prime condition for the gym. I'm lifting plates in both locales before you've regained consciousness and realized whatever you were dreaming about is going to be the best part of your day.

/s obviously but just in case

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

If I haven't torn a tendon before noon, I'm killing myself.

I might as well hurry up and get my ass to hell if I'm about to start living such a chickenshit bitch life.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

An actual rock climber did this. He averaged about 16 regular McDonald’s burger patties over 3 months