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Anything that makes you apply your hand to your face.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Speak for yourself cuck. My day starts with a 4:00 AM trip to McD's to get my body in prime condition for the gym. I'm lifting plates in both locales before you've regained consciousness and realized whatever you were dreaming about is going to be the best part of your day.

/s obviously but just in case

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

If I haven't torn a tendon before noon, I'm killing myself.

I might as well hurry up and get my ass to hell if I'm about to start living such a chickenshit bitch life.