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[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Whiskey, hammer, baby rattle.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

You're going to surprise some friends' newborn with a custom baby rattle made from an empty whiskey bottle and the handle of a hammer. Very chique