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mirrors.
Smaller toilet. This thing dominates the room width. Terrible design choice of the original owners.
Oooh! Put a Turkish toilet! You know like the Japanese toilets in the floor.
Whoever did the plumbing and water connections for that deserves a damn medal.
They probably moved the wall after the toilet was already installed. That half-obscured window covered with plywood above the toilet is telling enough.
Holy shit
Yeah, bright walls are already the way to go for making a room seem larger. Only mirrors can beat that...
How about emissive walls? (Ideally bright enough to blind you)
Yes. Behind the toilet.
Enbiggening mirrors!
📃✍️ I've been in this bathroom 11 years and 37 days now... still haven't found the toilet. I've given up hope. Tomorrow I'll head towards the exit and just use the gas station down the street...
p.s. - ohh no!
Squeezing down a crevice to poop
Stride down a hallway like Dio, alongside my infinite alternate selves, synchronizing perfectly as we sit upon the porcelain throne
Bonus points if it's plain black tile to the right or left (don't need mirrors for that part), but a mirror prism on the back wall that'll make it feel like the mirror dimension. It'd kaleidoscope little warped fragments of you as you walk through if you do it just right