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ITT: redditors quip about old man slipping and dying in his own backyard
Redditors?
This is Lemmy!
Literal lost redditor.
Skill issue
Yeah because dying in a stupid and completely preventable way because you're a paranoid idiot is objectively hilarious. Next question
Sir, this is a Wendy's.