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A man taking his trash to an apartment dumpster was shot and killed after he slipped while walking and the gun he was carrying went off accidentally, according to San Antonio police.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Guns don't kill people... Wait, yes they do, this article proves it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

If only there was a good gun with a gun there to save him...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Good for the gun. It had nothing to lose but its chains.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

Actually it was the bullet, not the gun.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 months ago

Guns don't killed people I kill people