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A man taking his trash to an apartment dumpster was shot and killed after he slipped while walking and the gun he was carrying went off accidentally, according to San Antonio police.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

For some reason i read man talking trash to dumpster

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

"What? You're just some big green box! You ain't shit! You're full of shit! What are you gonna do, sit there and smell kinda bad? Your mother was a steel mill."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Why do you think he brought the gun? That dumpster kept running its mouth.