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[–] [email protected] 178 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I was told to touch grass, but when I did that it yelled "sexual harassment."

[–] [email protected] 142 points 3 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

It only said it licks feet. Gotcha.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

Still going to do the splits

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

ah but how can you prove that the implication wasn't that it'd lick anything that touches it? you can't extrapolate exclusivity from only one data point, it's more sensible to assume slutty grass

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It doesn't say "it licked my feet" which would be one data point. It says "what if it licked your feet", that is asserting that one condition and no others. You can't extrapolate anything else.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

Sexual grassment

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Maybe it was Henry the anti assgrab crabgrass. https://youtu.be/1n7NB-lPJuU