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Anon watches Malcolm in the Middle (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 months ago (4 children)

There's a fair few people who would straight up murder someone for a boring, stable office job.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

After a few years in a boring job they'll be ready to kill again.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

Guy who’s “living the dream” here:

I wish death upon everyone.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago

Unfortunately, murder will often land you in prison, making your freshly earned office job not that stable.
Don't ask me how I know.

[–] thisisnotgoingwell 8 points 4 months ago

Big difference between a low paying boring office job and a high paying one lol.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

There's a lot of starving children in Africa who would be ecstatic with a job that paid American minimum wage, that doesn't mean anything.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

In a lot of ways, we are those starving children.