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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Are there not standard questions the teller is supposed to ask when they're handed a check this large?

[–] [email protected] 111 points 3 months ago (1 children)
  • How bloody is this money?
  • Are you single?
[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

In OP’s case, that would be even worse.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Where do you live?

(assuming the bank teller don't have access to that information already)

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My dumb ass thought you were actually asking me for a second

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No really, where do you live?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago