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I’m Pissed (yall.theatl.social)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid."

~ George Carlin

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I didn't know Carlin said this, but the funny thing about it is, any bi person will tell you it's the truth. You have to pick between dating crazy, or stupid.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

You didn't get the memo? Don't stick your bits in crazy!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So... how do trans people work in here? Do they transition from crazy to stupid or vice versa, or do they get a bit of both? Or do they cancel each other out?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I have no idea. I haven't personally dated any. Just (as far as I know) cis people.

I'll look at revising my data if I break up with my current partner. I don't expect that to happen anytime soon, though.