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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not just cigarettes. Old, stale cigarette smoke smell that seeped into every piece of fabric and carpet, staining everything. I think its one of the reasons brown and grey shades were so popular.

Most restaurants would have smoking sections right next to the none smoking sections, as if the smoke knew the rules.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Most restaurants would have smoking sections right next to the none smoking sections, as if the smoke knew the rules.

"Smoking or non-smoking"

'Non-smoking please'

* sits you right next to the smoking section *

'You could just tell me to go fuck myself.'

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Every Sunday morning growing up lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

My favorite was when you answered non-smoking and they just took away the ashtray.