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A woman brought her own snacks to Despicable Me 4. Then the police arrived (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I actually go to the theater for the popcorn but stay for the movie. I may have a popcorn problem.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

if you talk with some of the workers, they will often toss out the popcorn at the end of the nigh. Ive been know to take in a trash bag and fill it up.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

That's halirious. I'm going to have to try that one day.