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Looking sharp: Italian gymnastics silver medalist sponsored by Parmesan cheese (abcnews.go.com)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I am sure they totally auctioned off (at a premium) the wheel second from the right to some rich douche.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Far left is gonna be someone's fetish too.